Little Lucy found her cat, Tiddles, lying on the ground with its eyes shut, and its legs stiff in the air. “Daddy! What’s wrong with Tiddles?”
Daddy gently said, “I’m afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy.”
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“What? What happened, Lucy? Tell Daddy!”
“Well,” mumbled Lucy, “this morning I found Mommy lying on the kitchen floor with her legs straight up in the air, shouting,’Oh, Jesus!!! I’m coming, I’m coming!!’ It’s a good thing the mailman was holding her down or she’d have gone to heaven!”