Knocking her off her pedestalI’m just a regular guy with a pretty regular life. I have the basics in life with just maybe a little bit more. I travel and hang out once in a while, and enjoy your typical guy stuff, you know, sports, movies, exercising etc. As far as woman are concerned, I love various types, tall, short, black/white whatever, if she is hott, she is hott no matter where she’s from or her race, age, nothing. I’m into a woman who is into me, not some conceded chick who thinks the world evolves around her. If you’re arrogant, self- righteous, spoiled and most importantly, conceded, I’m not interested. Better yet, I’m the type that will purposely look the other way or find a flaw on the chick even if it’s not worth mentioning and exploit it just to bring her back down to earth. I don’t know what good it really does because woman like that get their head blown up so much and so often, Mr. Regular like me doesn’t really affect them. But I for one won’t be on their list of guys sweating them. I’m a prideful guy and think that I am a good catch for the right woman so I won’t allow a woman to take take take and she give back nothing. Screw that! I get accused of being arrogant all the time because I walk around with my head held high and don’t jump on people’s bandwagon. I know some people don’t know the difference between arrogant and confident but fuck them if they don’t, that’s their ignorance. My name is Chris and I’m an IT contractor and I move from job to job a lot. Its sort of the nature of my business. It allows me to meet new people all the time and also learn a lot from the various places I work. I recently accepted a new job working for the District of Columbia government in Washington, DC. Its cool, no stress, not much work and when I do get some, it’s pretty easy. It allows me to have 2 hour lunches and leave early all of the time. This particular dept sucks when it comes to meeting or seeing woman but the location is great as I can walk or take an uber lift for lunch to more populated areas and chick watch all lunch long. It seems like the entire freaking building has only a handful of woman and of the ones I have seen, only 1, is fine…. Figures! I can go to any location at lunch and they are everywhere!!! All shapes, sizes and colors. I don’t get that! On my floor, there’s just dudes! Dudes everywhere. I guess the only good thing about that is, no drama! I can concentrate on my work and not be interrupted about stupid shit. That whole he said she said stuff is so annoying to me. Anyway, as I was saying, there is only 1 hott girl in the entire building and that’s what brings me full circle to my initial thoughts… She of course is full of herself! OMG what a bitch! Don’t get me wrong, she’s hott! 5’1 ½”, around 145-150 lbs and stacked like Jessica Rabbit. She’s a light skinned black woman with a nice hair cut. Kinda like a ‘Bob’ and it’s a light brown. She’s got to be 36 DD maybe around 29 in the waist and like 50 in the hips and ass. What a sight! I’m mean, she is a walking traffic accident waiting to happen on the street. One thing I like about her is that she doesn’t show her assets off. She wears clothes that sort of hide her phat ass but not necessarily her big tits. 1 out 2 I suppose is okay. Every time I see her, there’s some guy jockeying for her attention in the office. She just laps it up and loves the attention. The dudes try to impress her with this and that and have the dumbest small talk. I don’t know if she is banging any of them, but she appears to not have a man at home because she’s always entertaining the guys at work. Problem is, she walks around the place as if her shit doesn’t stink! She holds a fairly high level position and acts like everyone’s darıca escort bayan her underlings. Fuck her. If she tries to boss me around one time, I’m out! Two weeks ago, one of my colleagues comes to my desk and tells me that Ms. Hanes wants to see me. “Who’s Ms. Hanes?” “She is the Executive Assistant to the Director.” “Where is she located?” “The executive suite, top floor!” “When, now?” “Hell yeah, what you think this is?” “Aye Aight, cool!” I get up and jump on the elevator to the top floor. When I get out, I look both ways and have no idea where to find this woman. What does she want with me anyway? Who the fuck cares, whatever! I go to the left and don’t see any names on the cubicles or offices. I ask a guy sitting close by “Do you know where Ms. Hanes sits?” “Yeah, she is the opposite way down the hall and to your left” “Can you give me a little idea of what she looks like?” “Shiiiiit, just look for the baddest, phattest chick in the room, that’ll be her” “You don’t know her? Who are you?” he asks. “I’m new here. I’m a contractor” “Ohhhhh, that’s why you don’t know her! Just watch what you say and don’t look stupid staring at her, she’ll throw your entire day off!” “What? What the hell you talking about? Throw my day off, pleeeeeease, aint no chick that fine!” “Okay, you say so brah!” I leave ‘Mr. Sweat’ and make my way to find this lady. Could it be that she is the same chick that walks around here that think she’s all that? If it is her, she’s in for a rude awakening. I aint giving her NO love! As I make a left after walking down the hall of course THERE she is, standing by a cubicle talking to some dude. He’s all touchy feely with her and she’s all smiles chatting about nothing! I walk up to them and introduce myself “Excuse me, Ms. Hanes, I’m Chris, you requested to see me?” “I’ll be with you in a moment” She continues on with her conversation with the puppy for what felt like forever but it was only maybe 3-4 minutes. I moved away towards the window and I heard her say “Chris, wait there, I’ll be with you in a moment” This time I see the guy walk away and she has a seat at her desk in what looks like a combo cubicle and office. 10 minutes go by now and now I’m getting annoyed. I have a seat at an empty cubicle and start reading the news on my phone. Another 10 freaking minutes go by and she walks by me. What the fuck? I can’t believe this bitch. I’m torn between being pissed and excited because DAMN she got a phat fucking ass on her. I can’t help myself stare at her as she walks away. Ass just bouncing up and down, and hips swaying from side to side. Holy Shit! I would pound that ass daily if I could. She comes back in about 2 minutes and attempted to walk by me again when I say “Ms. Hanes, did you want to speak to me now or should I come back?” “Oh, what’s your name again?” “Chris” “Last name?” “Greene” “Oh! Okay, can you come back at 6:00 tonight, I’m too busy right now!” “I’m scheduled to leave at 4:00 ma’am so can it wait until tomorrow then since you’re busy now?” “I would come back at 6:00 if I were you” What — the — fuck???? She’s fucking crazy. What a bitch! I go back downstairs to my desk and piddle around for the next 4 hours before I go back upstairs. By this time the office is like ghost town. Almost everyone is gone except for 1 dude who is getting ready to leave and of course Ms. Fucking Hanes! I walk up to the bitch and stand fairly close to her as she proceeds to keep typing and staring at her computer. I know she knows I’m standing right next to her but is acting like she doesn’t see me or is too busy to acknowledge me. “Ms. Hanes!” “Yeeeessss” “Its 6:00, I’m back per your request. “Ah! I remember, I need you to create a schedule for the escort darıca upcoming relocation of our server room” “Okay, who are the players that I consult with to perform that task?” “I don’t know, ask around, I just need timeframes and milestones and I need it right away” “Can you define right away for me?” “As in no later than tomorrow COB” she says. “Uh, I don’t know how that is possible since I got here two weeks ago and don’t know the ins and outs of this place nor do I have any idea who the SME’s are that will allow me to obtain the right information.” “Well I suggest you give it your best shot and make it happen otherwise I’ll find someone else who can” “With all due respect Ms. Hanes, I can’t help you on this!” she looks at me like I had two heads. “Excuse me?” “Do you want me to attempt to help you find someone who can?” I tell her sarcastically. “Wait a minute, what did you just say?” “Uh, I can ask around to see if anyone else would be able to complete the task for you?” “What’s your name again?” she says smugly. “Its Chris! with a C” “I know how to spell Chris!, Do you know who you’re talking to?” “Actually, I really don’t care who the hell you are. You are unreasonable, rude, and inconsiderate!” “Oh My God! you are done here, pack your shit and get out!” “Done! shut the fuck up! Let me show you who’s done!” I grab the bitch by her hair and yank her ass out of her seat. She doesn’t say a word and just stares at me. “You gon learn today, you gon learn today BITCH!” I grab her blouse and rip it open making the buttons pop off. What a rack! As I thought, she’s got some Double D tits that are nice and round. She has a bra on that I can tell is too small thus giving them a little extra lift. “What are you going to do?” “I’m going to show you who I am damnit” I bury my face in her cleavage and lick and kiss between her tits. While I do that I notice she’s not putting up much of a resistance, but more like a feeble push on my shoulders pretending to not like what I’m doing. Niiiiiice, this bitch actually wants this. I unbutton and unzip her skirt in the back by feeling my way to the button and zipper. “You are in such big trouble Mr.!” she says rather softly. “I’ll deal with that trouble when I’m done!” “Im going to have you put behind bars, you’re going to jail for a long time!” ” So be it, this ass of yours is worth jail time!” I raise up and she has her eyes closed. I pull down her skirt to reveal the fucking bitch has a thong on and nothing else. Damn! what a body, thick smooth skin, like freaking butter. I step back to take it all in as she stands there with her arms down. “Are you finished? See what you wanted to see?” “Heeeeellllllllllll No!, I’m just getting started” I walk back up to her and spin her around. “Look at this fucking ass! What the fuck have you been eating?” “Fuck you!” she says. I take my hand backwards far and swoop in to slap that ass hard. She barely flinches. What the fuck? I slap her ass again, harder this time *SMACK* She turns her head to me “Are you done yet, is that all you got?” I reach out and grab her by the back of her neck and shove her over her desk. *SMACK* *SMACK* damn near as hard as I can. The bitch barely moves. “Damn! you actually like this shit you fucking bitch?” I question her “It would be better if you were smacking it harder but I’m not complaining, its a start.” My face goes blank!!!! What the fuck? This bitch is tripping. I kick her feet apart, she’s wearing nice spiked high heels that I really liked so I didn’t want to break them or nothing. Maybe that’s the punk in me, who knows? I reach into her deep big ass and pull her g string out. She moans a little. Softly she says “what are you gonna do?” “what the fuck I want bitch darıca escort now shut the fuck up!” I get down on my knees and I tell her “pull your ass cheeks apart” “Why, what are you gonna do?” “Didn’t I just tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP?” She reaches both hands behind her and slowly pulls those big fucking cheeks apart to reveal what I clearly see is a moisten pussy and the prettiest asshole I have ever seen. I dive my face in her and begin my assault on your pussy. I hear a much bigger moan this time “emmmm uhhhh emmmm hmmmm!!!!!!” I suck in her entire pussy and lick her clit up and down. I lick and lick and lick. I lick everything! Then I move up higher to that little asshole. I lick lightly at first but then dig my tongue in there as deep as I can get it. Damn, she’s so sweet. I begin my back and forth between licking her pussy and asshole. She appears to be enjoying it as she starts pushing back on my face. “Eat it!” I was shocked to hear that and stopped “Eat it asshole! Eat my ass and pussy muthafucker, eat it all!” I’m stunned! I slam my face back in her ass and continue digging for gold. I am enjoying this as much as she is that’s for damn sure! She sounds so good as I’m eating her out. The moans sound like heaven. My dick is rock hard now and I’m massaging it through my underwear. This goes on for like 15 minutes and she’s not stopping me. I’m loving it. My tongue gets tired and I figure its time to penetrate this whore. I get up to my feet and as soon as I pull out my dick she spins around and drops to her knees. “My turn to lick and suck” The bitch opens her mouth up so wide it looks like a flip top head on a doll. WOW, what a big mouth, just right for my thick dick. She begins with the head and grips my base firmly. She starts bobbing her head back and forth on my dick so ferociously, I needed something to hold onto. She’s got a vice grip on my shaft and the back of her mouth is loosening up. She tries to swallow all of it but can’t. Good try I think to myself. My dick is too long and way too thick for any woman to swallow me whole. She pulls it out and starts licking up and down the shaft while rubbing the head between her fingers and palm. She puts my balls in her mouth and I’m in ecstasy to say the least. Damn, this is a real porno star! She tries again to swallow the whole thing, even gagging on it trying to get it all down her neck. I begin to see tears running down her cheeks. What a trooper. If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again! This goes on for like another 10 minutes and she finally gives up. I bring her to her feet and spin her around again bending her over her desk. I take my wet dick and slam it into her very wet pussy. Finally she lets out a scream. Niiiiiiiice, I got this pussy. I begin my attack on her. In and out, up and down, I do her jack rabbit style. Holding her hips firmly as she is loving it. “Fuck me asshole, fuck me!” She is totally into it. I reach forward and grab her big tit as I pound away. Damn she’s hot. “Still going to have me locked up?” “Shut up and keeping fucking cause if you don’t THEN I’ll have you locked up!” I continue on. After I start getting tired I pull out. My dick is still hard. She spins around and bends over and begins licking and sucking my dick. She obviously likes the way she tastes. “You done yet Mr.?” She tells me to get on the ground and lie on your back. I do just that. She squats over me and raises my dick so she can slide down on it. She sits her weight on me and begins to ride me like a stallion. She starts grinding on me like she was in a rhythm. Damn she felt good. After a while it is becoming too much for me to hold back. “you’re gonna make me cum bitch!” “So cum, I’m not stopping” “What? Are you crazy?” “Nope, cum in my fucking pussy muthafucker” She keeps riding me the same way as hard as she can, building up a sweat. She is staring at me with a look of passion that I’ve never seen before. I can’t hold back…..To be continued….